I don’t look for "dates," I look for bank accounts to manage. If you’ve stumbled onto my profile, it’s because you’ve finally realized your money is better spent on me than on your own pathetic life.
I am a Harsh Mistress with zero patience for "small talk" or "brokies." Your first message better include a tribute or a screenshot of your balance if you want a reply. I am here to drain your accounts and remind you of your place.
First tribute must be no less than £50
Pay for my attention. My time is a luxury you haven't earned yet.
Never question my spending. My desires are your only priority.
Know your place. You are a provider; I am the prize.
Stop staring and start sending. My lifestyle won’t fund itself, and you have a debt to pay