UK Northern Lass Trapped In South East Asia with no money - been working with cats and dogs. Wants someone to take care of me and help me get back on my feet so that I can fulfill my dream of making moves out of all Shakespeare plays but with cats (I cann

UK Northern Lass Trapped In South East Asia with no money - been working with cats and dogs. Wants someone to take care of me and help me get back on my feet so that I can fulfill my dream of making moves out of all Shakespeare plays but with cats (I cannot afford a packet of noodles, let alone an AI video app subscription). I will be your bestest, bestest, most loyal friend ever if you help me out. I am extremely loyal. Well preserved early 50s, though not my previous glam self lately due to these terrible circumstances - want to switch that back again!